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I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.
That was a trip down memory lane
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Someone keeps adding soil to my allotment overnight. It’s an absolute mystery as to why though.
The plot thickens…
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I went to the museum and saw a Van Gogh painting. Underneath it said “Loaned anonymously.”
I went to the front desk and said, “I’d like my Van Gogh back now, please.”
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If anyone is thinking about buying an auto-biography, I don’t want to ruin the ending for you but they write a book.
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Humpty Dumpty has been found dead. Next of Kinder have been informed.
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My teacher used to say I wasn’t very observant …
…to be honest, that was his/her opinion
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Biography HILARIOUS
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Bill Cosby, Himself
$6.58 Bill performs his hilarious comedy routines in this concert film. There's sweet and funny looks at Cos' boyhood days on the streets of Philadelphia, as well as his witty observations on parenthood, dentists, and more. 103 min. Standard and Widescreen (Enhanced); Soundtracks: English Dolby Digital stereo, Dolby Digital mono; Subtitles: English, Spanish.... |
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Senator Claghorn from the Fred Allen Show in It's a Joke, Son! DVD (1947) Starring Kenny Delmar, Una Merkel, June Lockhart, Kenneth Farrell, Douglass Dumbrille, Jimmy Conlin, Matt Willis, Ralph Sanford, Vera Lewis, Margaret McWade, and Ida Moore.
$9.99 It's a Joke, Son! was the first film to feature the blustering fictional Senator Claghorn, a hot headed southern politician created by Kenny Delmar for use on his Fred Allen Show radio program. Claghorn was an enormously popular radio character, and his exaggerated Southern zealotry (he refuses to drive through the Lincoln Tunnel and only drinks out of little Dixie Cups!) translates beautifully to... |
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Bob Hope in a Hilarious Parody of Film Noir: My Favorite Brunette DVD (1947) Also Starring Dorothy Lamour, Peter Lorre, Lon Chaney Jr., and John Hoyt.
$9.99 Film icon Bob Hope stars in My Favorite Brunette, a viciously funny parody of hard boiled detective films like The Big Sleep. Hope plays an ordinary man mistaken for a detective by the breathtakingly beautiful Dorothy Lamour. Not wanting to pass up the lady's favor, Hope takes the case without concern for his lack of professional training. The intentionally convoluted and twisty plot brings Hope i... |
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A Soccer Life in Shorts
$0.99 Getting a yellow card at age eight...snubbing an internationally reknown goalkeeper and having the only bicycle kick he's ever scored called back are just a few of the many hilarious true stories in this collection of short stories, poems and pictures from a lifetime in soccer by Mark Vincent Lincir. He is also the author of THE GIFT OF STOPPAGE TIME and THE WORLD NEEDS MORE BELLY RUBS.... |
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Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America
$3.85 Free delivery confirmation/tracking service, no notes or highlights found, orders leave our warehouse usually within 1 business day from Miami, FL... |
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Duck for President (New York Times Best Illustrated Books (Awards))
$5.63 BOOK IS 8 X 10"... |
